Introdusing: Wathersongs

I will now and then share some inventions I have done. Here is one of the most recent ones:

I have invented a new style of musicalexperience. Do the following:
Turn off the light in your bathroom. Go in there and lock the door carefully behind you (Now you are trapped) Feel your way to the bathtub or shower and get in there

1 Take a moment to feel how exciting it can be to be all in the drakness and see nothing. (Wonder if there`s something moving in the corner?)
2 Then magine that you are a blind person trapped in a room by a cruel purple monster. This monster is about 2 meters tall and goes by the name Franklin. He has a deep love for weirdness, green tophats and music.
3 Franklin will only allow you to come out of the bathromm if you produse some wonderfull and strange, original "music" there for him
4 Okay, the next step would be to turn on the shower ( I hope you remembered to take off your clotes, but if you didnt , that is okay too, it will just add some points to the experience part of it, he he) and direct the wather to your forehead so that the wather will be running all down your face and if you have the right aim of it, it will make some bubbely noises if you try to speak. Now sing one of your favourite songs ;)

I am sure the monster will let you out after this, if not you have done soemthing wrong. (then contct me as fast as possible, I will give you firther instructions on how to calm down Franklin and also still manage to produce wonderfull wathermusic)

It might be a good idea to bring your computer into the bathroom in case you end up in an emergencysituation and need my emediate assistance and advice)

Good luck!!!
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