Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Lists 5 : 10 Random things I have done on travels

1 Get a guy arrested because I was skinnydipping in the middle of the nigh in the holidays (They don'nt arrest white touristst in the Caribbean for such things, so they took him instead. Can you believe it? I couldnt...Really injust)

2 Kissed a guy through the sprinkles of an old fashioned prison (result of the incident above) while a lot of other prisoners where cheering for us in the background.

3 Begged a policeofficer to release the guy pretending to be his pragnantat wife (They release people on the strangest reasons there. The entire systemtm is fucked up)

4 Hichiked for many months covering an entire country

5 Been borrowed (me and two of my friends) a huge mansion with swimmingpool for a day just as a nice and friendly gesture towards us

6 Been threatened with jail if I dint have sex or give money to a guy, who actually went and fetched the police, to take me in when I said no

7 Gone for 3 hours through an entire village looking for water that had absolutelyly none of it

8 Been robbed for all my money and creditcard and gone starving without money for 14 days

9 Cut off all my hair (2 cm short) myself with a rusty scissor after having it long (or half long) for 22 years

10 Been offered a job as a scubadiver instructor, but turned it down, since I went on an impulse trip to Germany with a guy I met instead, that suddenly inviteded me and who lived there. (Ended up living together with him as his girlfriend for 5 months)

Lists 4 : 10 Random things I have done

1 Get a guy arrested because I was skinnydipping in the middle of the night on a holyday (In the Caribean, Its very injust, they dont arrest Europeans and wites so they took him in my place, can you belive it? I couldnt either)

2 Kissed a guy through the sprinkles of an old fashioned prison with 10 other prisoners in the background cheering (result of the above) and begging a policeofficer to releaes the guy pretending I was his pragnant wife

3 Hichhiked for many months covering an entire country

4 Been robbed 5 times during a periode of 6 months

5

Hmmmmmm....this was funny. Try it out!

Your Dominant Thinking Style:

Exploring

You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name.
You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs.

An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles.
You show people how to question their models of the world.

Your Secondary Thinking Style:

Experimenting

You're all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them.
You see life as your lab - and you're always trying out new things, people, and ideas.

The master of mix and match, you're always coming up with unique combinations.
You are good at getting a group to reach consensus.

I stole this from Jennys wonderful blog

An open letter from Michael Moore to George Bush

Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Elven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
www.MichaelMoore.com

P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st."

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Egs de la Aasa

Here is one of my home made recepies that I call "Surprise egs de la Aasa"
This is how you make them:

1 Boil an egg
2 Peel it
3 Heat it up in the microwave for at least one minute
4 Wait and watch why I call it surprise egs ;)

Bon appetit!
Muhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Election 2005 in Norway

I am so happy today
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
There are several reasons
The first one is that we now have a socialistic government and SV is part of it. SV has never been in government before and this is something I have dreamed about for years. It is a historical event...Yeeeey!
Now we can finally get some real socialistic politics in this country!
A safer and better environment (environment should be prioriticed before economical growth), better social welfare (eksamples: kindergarten for all kids, better schools for all, better care for the elderly and cut in the health queues) and a battle against racism has begun!
Yyyeeey again!
And also I am just in a good mood for no reason at all *huge grin*

The sad part is the folowing:
SV lost a lot of votes in this election and therefore also a lot of influence in the new governemnet (they wil probably be foreced to a more conservative politic)
RV (the party I voted for) didnt get enough votes to get into parliament *tears* and therefore the socialistic side will probably go more to the right as the have no opposition to the governemnt (where Ap is the strong part and more concervative)
FRP (the culture destroying, racist, environmental dangerous horrible party) got 22,1 % of the votes and a lot of innfluence in the parliament. They are now the largest non-socialistic party and the second largest in parliament. This gives me chills down my spine...chills!!!!!
Here are the resutls:

A 32,8 % Arbeidarpartiet opp 8,5 prosentpoeng Arbeidarpartiet: 32,8 prosent
SV 8,7 % Sosialistisk Venstreparti ned 3,8 prosentpoeng Sosialistisk Venstreparti: 8,7 prosent
RV 1,2 % Raud Valallianse opp 0,0 prosentpoeng Raud Valallianse: 1,2 prosent
SP 6,5 % Senterpartiet opp 1,0 prosentpoeng Senterpartiet: 6,5 prosent
KRF 6,8 % Kristeleg Folkeparti ned 5,6 prosentpoeng Kristeleg Folkeparti: 6,8 prosent
V 5,9 % Venstre opp 2,0 prosentpoeng Venstre: 5,9 prosent
H 14,1 % Høgre ned 7,1 prosentpoeng Høgre: 14,1 prosent
FRP 22,1 % Framstegspartiet opp 7,4 prosentpoeng Framstegspartiet: 22,1 prosent
Andr. 1,9 % Andre ned 2,3 prosentpoeng Andre: 1,9 prosent

Representants in pariament

87
repr.
Senterpartiet, 11 representantar Sosialistisk Venstreparti, 15 representantar Arbeidarpartiet, 61 representantar
45
repr.
Venstre, 10 representantar Kristeleg Folkeparti, 11 representantar Høgre, 24 representantar
37
repr.
Framstegspartiet, 37 representantar
0
repr.
Andre, 0 representantar
SP
SV
A
V
KRF
H
FRP Andre


Monday, September 12, 2005

Election in Norway 2005 (again)

Oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my!!!
This is so exciting!!!

Please let the socialists win so we can have a change of government!!!
Oh, SV in government would be heaven, ha ha! I have wished for that for years!
And RV into the parliament too!!! So they can kick some ass and be a good drive on the left wing side for a more liberal politic.

It seems FRP, the most horrible culture destroying, racist party is getting a lot of votes this year. (I am glad I am moving to Barcelona)
This will be an exciting night!
WHOA!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Aasa playing with the webcam

Heya world! Are you there?Playing with the light
I like messy
I am really good at daydreaming
I am also really good at looking bad
Trying to look more "classical"
This is more the color my hair really looks right now (more blueish)

Friday, September 09, 2005

Election 2005

Er du usikker på hva du skal stemme på mandag? Hvis du står på vipp mellom to partier er dette to fine linker. Den første linken er til en side hvor du kan velge to partier og sammenligne deres saker.
Den andre linken er en liten test hvor du sier din mening og får en måling på hvilket parti du er mest enig med.
Og husk.... det lønner seg ikke å prøve å stemme taktisk. Hvis du f.eks er for den rød/grønne regjeringen vil en sosialistisk stemme sikre dette valget uansett! Det samme gjelder for en konservativ / sentrums regjering.
Stem for det partiet du føler taler mest av dine saker!!!!
Ha et godt valg!!!

Sammenlign partiene
Ta en partitest

Election on Monday

Its election day on monday, finally, and my choise is pretty easy. I am really looking forwrd to it (Guess I am weird)
here are a few of the reasons I am going to wote for RV. (If any of you out there can find a norwegain/english translator I would be grateful. Until then this wil be in Norwegian.)
I hope you dont see this as propaganda, but information.

Thank you
XXX
Aasa

Den viktigste forskjellen mellom RV og SV er nå at RV er for å trekke de norske soldatene hjem fra Afghanistan, det er ikke SV. RV vil være en prinsippfast krigsmotstander på Stortinget. RV er det eneste partiet som stiller til valg som vil ha norske soldater hjem fra Irak og Afganistan.
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RV mener at å delta i krig ikke er å hjelpe innbyggerne i Afghanistan eller Irak. Sivile er derimot krigens ofre. Krig fører til at infrastruktur og miljø ødelegges i landene for mange år framover. RV kommer til å støtte oppbyggingen av Afghanistan og Irak, men da må dette skje på premissene fra de som bor der. Ikke på grunn av interessene til internasjonale selskaper, som tilfellet i stor grad er i dag. Vi vil at bistandsmidler i Norge skal gå nettopp til bistand, ikke til norske styrker og tropper i Afghanistan og Irak.
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RV arbeider for en annen verden, som både er mulig og nødvendig. En verden uten undertrykking og nød, og der alle skal ha like muligheter uansett størrelsen på sin egen lommebok.
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"Jeg mener at Norge og den vestlige verden fortsatt ikke er et reellt demokrati. Det er kapitalen og ikke folk flest som styrer de store linjene i norsk politikk.Det er kapitalen som f.eks presser fram en nedleggelse av Union i Skien, det er ikke de som arbeider der. Det er ikke folk flest som vil legge ned avdelinger på Haukeland Sykehus eller på lokal sykehusene i Odda, Stord og Voss. Det er det kapitalen som gjør.
RV ønsker et sosialistisk folkestyre, der det er folk som bestemmer og ikke pengemakta"

Torstein Dahle (Partileder RV)
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Sannheten om en gammel myte:

"RV har aldri hatt programfestet at vi er for væpnet revolusjon. Dette er en myte som blir spredd om partiet. RV er IKKE for en væpnet revolusjon. I vårt program står det at vi ønsker at et FLERTALL i folket skal få kontroll over produksjonskreftene. AT vi trenger en gjennomgripende samfunnsendring. Det er dette vi kaller en sosialistisk revolusjon."

- Torstein Dahle
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Spørsmål:
Hva vil skje med en landet dersom vi hadde fått en ren RV-regjering?

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RV er for et to-pris system på strøm. Strøm til vanlig husholdning skal være billig, mens overforbruk skal være dyrt. Det skal altså være billig strøm for normal husholdninger, mens rike mennesker med varmekabler i garasjen og boblebad på terrassen skal kunne få betale mer.

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RV arbeider for et skille mellom kirke og stat.

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Spørsmål: RV har gått ut mot nasjonale prøver. Hvorfor det? Elevene som ikke vil ha prøvene er bare late, synes jeg.
Skrevet av: Olav

"I RV mener vi slett ikke at elevene som ikke tar prøvene er late. De gjør derimot opprør mot at skolen er i ferd med å gjøres om til en kunnskapsfabrikk, der du blir opplært til å en strømformelinjet tenkning. RV arbeider mot den nyliberalistiske skolen, og tror ikke konkurransen mellom skolene og elevene er med på å øke kvaliteten i den norske skole, snarere tvert i mot."
- Torstein Dahle

Read more:

Rød Valgallianses hjemmesider

Partileder bloggen

Hurricane Katrina

I think everybody are deeply saddened by the destruction of property and personal lives in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.
And our hearts go out to the hundreds of thousands of people who have been affected by the storm and its aftermath.

Here is a partial list of organizations that are working to address the needs of hurricane survivors, if you want to make a contribution.

American Red Cross
2025 E St. NW
Washington, DC 20006
(202) 303-4498
Donations: (800) HELP NOW (435-7669)
Baton Rouge Federation
402 N. Fourth St.
Baton Rouge, LA 70802
(225) 387-6126
United Way of America
701 N. Fairfax St.
Alexandria, VA 22314
(703) 836-7100
World Vision
PO Box 70288
Tacoma, WA 98481-0288
(888) 56 CHILD (562-4453)
Find additional agencies…
Dedicated State Funds
The governors of Louisiana,
Mississippi, and Alabama have
established funds dedicated to relief
efforts in their respective states.
Louisiana Disaster Recovery
Foundation

c/o Division of Administration

1201 N. Third St. #7-240
PO Box 94095
Baton Rouge, LA 70804-9095
Mississippi Office of the Governor
Attn: Hurricane Fund

PO Box 139
Jackson, MS 39201
Make checks out to "Mississippi
Hurricane Fund"
Alabama Governor's Emergency Relief Fund
PO Box 6135
Montgomery, AL 36106
Make checks out to "Governor's
Emergency Relief Fund"

Comments from readers

You people are making my blog a hell of a good read for me. Thank you!!!!!
I have started to enjoy reading the comments as much as doing the posts themselves
There's seems to be a lot of clever and funny people reading this blog. I`ll take that as a compliment and try not to get selfconshious about my writing.
XXX
Aasa

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Boring

I changed my hair again and colored it dark blue-purpleish this time.
It bores me already.
didn't like the color that much this time. Was kinda boring.
Is it me or is it the world?

...... Shouldn't people wear more tophats and capes
and shouldn't the busses be blue
and purple
and yellow
and orange
and green.
maybe even with spots

Why all the brown and grey and shitty boring colors?
And houses looking like cardboardboxes?
Do the architects and their crews want to get us depressed? (Maybe its a sly way to get us to buy more stuff we don't need)
or do they just not have enough imagination
or was the brown color on sale (a lot of times, a all year around sale it seems)
But Gaudi...He knew a thing or two ;)

Clothing metamorphosis

I just made a pantyhose into a shirt / body
I think it looks good
YEY!

A foxy man

I was at this office-thingy-fix-some-papares-notworthmentioning, yesterday .
I had to sit there a really long time before it was my turn, but when it all of a sudden was I got a surprise. The guy that was going to help me was jum. I mean JUM!!
He was in his late 30s (I don't give a shit about age) he was jumjumjummy.
In the kinda way that I sortof had trouble focusing on my paperthingys and was more into just taking in the his jumminess, he he!
And there sure were some sparks flying in the room while we tried fixing paperstuff.
I thought about going back and asking him out (Yes, I am a girl and I do that, are you shocked? Ha ha!), but maybe that is just silly.
I mean, it sure would be inappropriate in some way (Norwegains would think so, believe me), but frankly I don't give a shit about that.
But I am leaving for Barcelona really soon........bahhhhh.........
But he was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine I can tell you *sighs*
He had this " I am a MAN, strong and confident, but yet compassionate and caring and soft in some ways look" pluss some indefined sensuality of a kind that just melted me down.
I just felt like throwing away all of the papers and explore all of him with my lips.
Hmmm, maybe I`ll go back.......we`ll see.....
*sighs* (Okay I know I am being a little tacky with a picture of my lips here, but I could help it, he he)

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Not Barcelona????? He, he!

You Should Learn French

C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up...

Test nr 2





Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male



Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve



Barcelona again baby!

I decided to go to Barcelona for something like the 1254,5th time.
I had a long talk with a guy who has been there a lot and he says its a city where you feel there is room for everything, a lot of acceptance and many different people and nationalities centered there.
To me that sounds like the best of the things a city can have
:)

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Mozilla firefox

My blog looks like crap in Internet explorer. I really didn't know that. Seems like I have costumed it for Mozilla.
I will try to get this fixed as soon as possible.
In the meantime all you IE users should switch to Mozilla anyway, ha ha!
Its a lot better, most bugs are made for IE and there's a number of other good reasons to use Mozilla. (Ask anybody with a clue about computers)

Download mozilla

XXX
Aasa

??????

Its around 20 days until I leave for Barcelona and now I`ve started to think about a lot of things.
I have talked with this guy who lives a little outside Oslo in a treehouse.
I mean, seriously - he lives in a treehouse.
I WANNA LIVE IN A TREEHOUSE!!!!!
And they are a whole bunch of people living there, in different houses in the forest.
And I am going to a huuuuge city without forests at all. (This worries me)
What am I doing?
Should I just skip Barcelona and go and live in the treehouse-place?????
This was a great picture, ha ha ha!